Yes, I’m Tougher Than Tammy Bruce
28
As measured by how many kindergarteners we could take in a fight, that is. Tammy clocked in at 15.
Really, Tammy? 15?
I bruised up 28 before those little rapscallions got to me. If we worked together, we could probably best 50 tiny scamps - which is roughly how many kindergarteners are in one classroom in New York City.
I posted the rules for no-holds-barred fights with children about 8 months ago, so click or read on. How many could you take?
Here are the ground rules:
- You are in an enclosed area roughly the size of a basketball court
- There are no weapons or foreign objects
- Everyone is wearing a cup (so no kicks to the groin)
- The children are merciless and will show no fear
- If a child is knocked unconscious, he is “out.” The same goes for you.
My favorite question:
During the fight, would you feel morally comfortable picking up a child and using him/her as a weapon to throw at other children?
28 for me! Feel free to take the quiz and post your results.
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